First time and it keeps freezing

Oh my Lordy. It took me forever to put this up. Browser wasn't good or something. Gosh. Why is everything on the apple apps all IOS5?!? what good is that?! Some people STILL have the iPhone 4 y'know! They don't get a new iPhone everytime it comes along. As far as I know there are no trees growing paper money in my backyard. Yea. I know. It might seem a smidge bizarre to you but. Face it. That's the real world. And I try very hard not to succumb to all those peer pressures that's out there in that crazy world.